This being my final blog post, at least until I am wealthy, famous, and interesting enough for people to read everyday, I decided to reflect upon my past posts, pull out the highlights as sort of a Shaz Bagl Hall of Fame, and reflect upon the semester through my own writings. Overall, as I scan through my posts, it would seem this semester, at least as far Boston sports go, was a disaster on par with Dane Cook’s film career. However, it is always a pleasant reminder to know that I, as Jimmy Fallon says in the legendary film Fever Pitch, “can believe in something bigger than me”. Sports, like no other part of my life, can so greatly affect my emotions, without my ever having affected sports. It is nice to know that there is something in this life that is not my responsibility that I can take pride from, even when my teams are bad. Almost undoubtedly, with every new season in the climate, there is a new season for one of my teams, and I will always have that to cling to. With that, I give you the Shaz Bagl Hall of Fame of Quotations Ranging from Mildly Humorous to Splendidly Transcendent…(still awaiting news on the trademarking of that title)
“The moral of the story is if you come into Camp Randall and you’re rooting against the Badgers, the 40,000 people wearing red probably don’t want to be your friend, so don’t piss them off and don’t be stupid. Go Badgers.” – Sept 27, “Funny Story from Gameday”
“However, recent history aside, I’ll hang on to my unwavering optimism and confidence that seem to make every other team’s fans hate me and my comrades.” – Oct. 7, “MLB Playoffs”
“Watching this game was like watching a 12 year old play their mom in Madden on Xbox; the only exception being we couldn’t hear the derisive and offensive trash talk between the Titans and Pats. I mean 59 to nothing? The Globetrotters have never beaten the Generals so soundly.” – Oct. 19, “59-0”
“How can Yankee fans even celebrate their team winning when they outspend every team in the league by millions of dollars? I don’t cheer when my garage door opens, because it is supposed to, because that is what I paid for. However, I will freak out when my garage door doesn’t open though, because that is an utter failure.” – Nov. 3, “I Hate the Yankees”
“Congratulations New York, looks like you’re absurdly expensive garage door opener is finally working for the first time this decade.” – Nov. 3, “I Hate the Yankees”
“When a team has a clear advantage over all others, than anything less than a championship is an outright failure at all levels. And when anything less than a championship is a failure, Yankee fans aren’t rooting for their team to win, they can simply only root for their team not to lose, and there is a big difference between those two things. Personally, I don’t ever want to be in that position.” – Nov. 10, “Yankees, contd.”
“The fact of the matter is Belichick is the greatest coach of all time. You think Albert Einstein never made a mistake? I’m sure he did and when he did nobody started screaming that E does not equal MC squared.” – Nov. 18, “Fourth and Go Screw Yourself”
“I’ve come to believe however, that just as Rome’s fall came after its ultimate zenith of power so is Boston’s.” – Dec. 2, “The End of the Greatest Decade Ever?”
“Is this how 10 years of Boston dominance ends, actually with a bang, not a whimper?” – Dec. 2, “The End of the Greatest Decade Ever?”
“It all doesn’t matter though, because if [Tiger] goes out there and wins 3 more majors next year all will be forgiven faster than you can say Elin Nordegren.” – Dec. 11, “End of an Era?…I was right”
“Sports, like no other part of my life, can so greatly affect my emotions, without my ever having affected sports.” – Dec. 14, “That’s Some Deep Sh*t Man”
Now that is some deep sh*t, man.